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"A" for Allah. "B" for Baal. "C" for Ceridwen. "D" for Demeter. "E" for Eres
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    Ico30 Artes "A" for Allah. "B" for Baal. "C" for Ceridwen. "D" for Demeter. "E" for Eres

    "E" for Ereskigal.
    "F" for Frigg.
    "G" for Ganesha.
    "H" for Horus.
    "I" for Ishtar.
    "J" for Juno.
    "K" for Krishna.
    "L" for Loki.
    "M" for Mithras.
    "N" for Neptune.
    "O" for Osiris.
    "P" for Pan.
    "Q" for Quetzalcoatl.
    "R" for Rama.
    "S" for Shen-Yi.
    "T" for Tiamat.
    "U" for Uzume.
    "V" for Vulcan.
    "W" for Xi Wang-mu.
    "X" for the other bit of Xi Wang-mu.
    "Y" for Yhwh
    and "Z" for "Zeus".

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    Ico16 Pompas

    Ok

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    buen tema

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    :. Bastarda nos quiso impresionar diciendo: Ver post
    Ok
    orrai

  5. #5
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    Que buen rap.
    deberias de hacer un da hommie fo
    Bteam leforo

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    Cosmico

    :. bastardo nos quiso impresionar diciendo: Ver post
    "V" for Vulcan.

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    Aqui un freestyle master

    "I like monkeys.

    The pet store was selling them for 5¢ a piece.

    I thought that odd since they were normally a couple thousand each.
    I decided not to look a gift horse in the mouth. I bought 200. I like monkeys.

    I took my 200 monkeys home. I have a big car. I let one drive. His name was Sigmund. He was retarded. In fact, none of them were really bright. They kept punching themselves in their genitals. I laughed. Then they punched my genitals. I stopped laughing.

    I herded them into my room. They didn't adapt very well to their new environment. They would screech, hurl themselves off of the couch at high speeds and slam into the wall. Although humorous at first, the spectacle lost its novelty halfway into its third hour.

    Two hours later I found out why all the monkeys were so inexpensive: they all died. No apparent reason. They all just sorta' dropped dead. Kinda' like when you buy a goldfish and it dies five hours later. Damn cheap monkeys.

    I didn't know what to do. There were 200 dead monkeys lying all over my room, on the bed, in the dresser, hanging from my bookcase. It looked like I had 200 throw rugs.

    I tried to flush one down the toilet. It didn't work. It got stuck. Then I had one dead, wet monkey and 199 dead, dry monkeys.

    I tried pretending that they were just stuffed animals. That worked for a while, that is until they began to decompose. It started to smell real bad.

    I had to pee but there was a dead monkey in the toilet and I didn't want to call the plumber. I was embarrassed.

    I tried to slow down the decomposition by freezing them. Unfortunately there was only enough room for two monkeys at a time so I had to change them every 30 seconds. I also had to eat all the food in the freezer so it didn't all go bad.

    I tried burning them. Little did I know my bed was flammable. I had to extinguish the fire.

    Then I had one dead, wet monkey in my toilet, two dead, frozen monkeys in my freezer, and 197 dead, charred monkeys in a pile on my bed. The odor wasn't improving.

    I became agitated at my inability to dispose of my monkeys and to use the bathroom. I severely beat one of my monkeys. I felt better.

    I tried throwing them way but the garbage man said that the city wasn't allowed to dispose of charred primates. I told him that I had a wet one. He couldn't take that one either. I didn't bother asking about the frozen ones.

    I finally arrived at a solution. I gave them out as Christmas gifts. My friends didn't know quite what to say. They pretended that they like them but I could tell they were lying. Ingrates. So I punched them in the genitals.

    I like monkeys "

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    C for CRETINO COCK OF THE MASTER OF UNIVERSE INFINITUM PRODIGY 2009
    El Amo y señor de la penetración anal.

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    E de Erpes IN DA JAUS.


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    Y for yisas

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    :. bastardo nos quiso impresionar diciendo: Ver post
    "E" for Ereskigal.
    "F" for Frigg.
    "G" for Ganesha.
    "H" for Horus.
    "I" for Ishtar.
    "J" for Juno.
    "K" for Krishna.
    "L" for Loki.
    "M" for Mithras.
    "N" for Neptune.
    "O" for Osiris.
    "P" for Pan.
    "Q" for Quetzalcoatl.
    "R" for Rama.
    "S" for Shen-Yi.
    "T" for Tiamat.
    "U" for Uzume.
    "V" for Vulcan.
    "W" for Xi Wang-mu.
    "X" for the other bit of Xi Wang-mu.
    "Y" for Yhwh
    and "Z" for "Zeus".
    "A" for Andale
    "E" for Estamos
    "I" for Impresionados
    "U" for U_U
    "O" for Orale

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    :. El Indio nos quiso impresionar diciendo: Ver post
    "A" for Andale
    "E" for Estamos
    "I" for Impresionados
    "U" for U_U
    "O" for Orale
    Estas bien idiota.

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    Chinga tu madre u_u

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    Qué buen tema

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